toenail-fister:

Boys need body positivity too, so I’m here to tell the boys that need it that you look fucking awesome today. And have a nice fucking day because you fucking deserve it.

(via jamestiberiusperfhair)

clintbarttons:

but when will chris evans grab my left boob…..

(via jamestiberiusperfhair)

macintush:

"It’s pronounced like jif"

Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck

(via fake-mermaid)

  • mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
  • me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
  • mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
  • me:
  • mom:
  • me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
  • me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
  • me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
  • mom:
  • me:
  • mom: this isn't normal

grimelords:

Making out with a girl for the first time is the coolest thing and the second coolest thing is driving home and getting aware of all the parts of your face where she was and tasting her lip balm on your lips. The third coolest thing is outer space.

(via fuckinghateyourguts)

justbeingfabulous:

you know those people that can literally carry on a conversation with anyone are amazing like wow how do you do that

(Source: kjxq, via hate)